I ride a folding bike to work every day. I can stick it under my desk and it fits in my small apartment. The bike looks something like this.
And when I ride it, I look like this.
(not actually me)
And I’m happy.
Because I get a little exercise. I see the wild chickens running around Los Angeles. I save on gas money (and help the environment!). I ride the train and feel like I’m a part of the community.
And I can do all of these things, because I don’t have to worry about trying to get a date.
(Thank you, my lovely and understanding spouse!)
Oh, and for all you married women out there. I work with a lot of very attractive women, and I can safely say that I have not been hit on once since I started riding! Hey, there’s nothing wrong with saving the world and feeling secure in your relationship at the same time.
Ah, and if you’re in the Los Angeles area and are looking for a potential mate, I hear the Midnight Ridazz are a pretty happening bunch!